Secretary Shitfaced Pete Hegseth is busy calling Canadian women who serve as cadet youth group leaders fat on Twitter, but ...
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Secretary of Defense and probable owner of dozens of Coed Naked Lacrosse T-shirts Pete Hegseth might be clobbering the morale ...
After the deaths of Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and voice actor Peter “Optimus Prime” Cullen, we can’t help remembering this line from William Wordsworth’s long poem “The Excursion”: The good die first, ...
And now, Milo Yiannopoulos, who for so long advocated for the aggressive deportation of other immigrants, has been deported.
Secretary of Defense and immediate swipe left Pete Hegseth had a problem.
Regardless of the exact motivations, CBS News is reporting that certain hiring standards at the FBI have been notably, um, ...
At least the cuisine won’t be difficult for him to get used to, given his predilection for roadkill and fermented foods.
Hello, hello! Donald Trump’s personal pollster is out here saying Abdul El-Sayed’s lead in the polls is a “FAKE NARRATIVE.” [ ...
Nobody is even considering the possibility that Donald Trump sent John Ratcliffe to Russia to end the Ukraine war on Day One.
One job that is sitting empty, the Times notes, is the person who’s supposed to oversee the Army’s Transformation and ...
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